I shouldn't even waste my time creating this page, but the CUBS SUCK so damn bad, it had to be done.

Here is my memorial to how sucky the cubs are, have been, and will forever be.

Dusty Baker?  A great manager?  Yeah, OK.  Jeez, did this guy blow it or what?

Anyone who is a cub fan has to some day realize that it's not going to change unless the stupid fucking idiots (the cubs fans) who populate wrigley field with 3 million+ people a year stop going to the games (so MAYBE the Tribune Company will actually do something with the cubs).  But, what do you expect...they are cubs fans.  Jeez.

(Jeez, up 3 games to 1 and make history by blowing a chance at the World Series).  Don't give me any bullshit, or some lame-ass "wait until next year" excuse -- they just suck.

Someone should just nuke wrigley field.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you know that CUBS is an acronym?  Check it out!

  • Completely Useless by September
  • Could U Beat Somebody
  • Could you be suckier?
  • Can Usually Blow Saves (or Series)
  • Completely Useless By Spring
  • Champions Until Baseball Starts
  • Can Usually Be Swept
  • Cork Used By Sammy
  • Cubs Acronym
  • Can't Undo Being Sucky
  • Can't Understand Baseball Scoring
  • Can't Understand Baseball Strategy
  • Constantly Uttering Bull SH@* (When talking about Cub fans)
  • Choke Under Baseball Stress
  • Children Use Better Stategies
  • Crap up baseball's sanctity
  • Completely underachieving batters, starters
  • Cry unnecessarily 'bout Stoney 
  • Constant untimely base-running snafus
  • Cubs Utter Baker Sucks
  • Continually Upstaged By Sox
  • Chicago's Underachieving Baseball Squad
  • Constantly Using Bad Strategy
  • Coming Up Behind Sucks
  • Completely, Utterly Blown System
  • Chicago's Ultimate Bitch Squad
  • Completely underacheiving baseball scrubs